That's right, boys and girls. Now, it's time for me to debunk some arguments that go against this:
False argument #1: Lions are way stronger than human beings!
Debunking the argument: So? Raw strength means nothing in a fight.
False argument #2: A lion would just lunge at you and grab hold of you!
Debunking the argument: A good martial artist would use the lions momentum against it. If not, he would use his elbows to keep the lions claws away from him, and use his two hands to push the lions neck away to stop it from bighting you.
False argument #3: Lions are so thick, they wouldn't get hurt by any human punch!
Debunking the argument: This is completely false. While lions may be use to battle, they are only use to being cut, but not bruised. Lions attack each other with scratches and bites, these things cut, but they don't bruise. A punch would bruise. And if a human were to punch a lion as hard as he could, the lion would definietely feel some pain.
False argument #4: A human wouldn't be able to choke a lion with a headlock, it's neck is too thick!
Debunking the argument: This is completely false. While lions may have thick necks, the arms of a strong human being would definietely suffocate a lion if he were to jump on its back and squeeze the lion's neck as hard as he could.
False argument #5: Even if you manage to jump on a lion's back, the lion would role on it's back and crush you! They're so heavy!
Debunking the argument: Most human beings are capable of withstanding the weight of a lion on top of them. Lions aren't heavy enough to crush human beings. As long as you keep your chest above his body when he's on his back, and put in a headlock, you'd have a very good chance at choking it to death, or until it falls unconcious.
False argument #6: Lions have such sharp claws and teeth, they would shred you to bits!
Debunking the argument: So what? An expert martial artist would always find ways to avoid the teeth and claws of a lion, especially since martial artists have a technique, and lions don't.
False argument #7: Lions are wild animals, they would go crazy on you!
Debunking the argument: A wild opponent would always lose to someone with style. Next argument please.
False argument #8: A lion could just rip your face off!
Debunking the argument: So? If I used my teeth, I could rip your face of too. Sharp teeth isn't required to tear flesh, just a strong bight force.
False argument #9: Once a lion takes you down to the ground, your done!
Debunking the argument: This isn't even true in the slightest bit. If a lion were to take you down onto the ground, you could easily move your head to side to avoid it's teeth, and (assuming that your head is to the right of the lion's face) use your right elbow to push the lions neck away from you, while using your right and left hand to push the right arm of the lion upwards until it's shoulder would be broken. And if the lion's head was below your head, then you could easily gouge it's eyes out with your fingers. The lion would scratch you once your fingers begin to gouge its eyes out, but that doesn't matter, you must keep at it until it's eyes are no longer a part of the lion.
False argument #10: A lion weighs so much more than a human, he would just pin you down to the ground!
Debunking the argument: The only truth to this argument is that lions weigh more than humans. The average male lion weighs 190 kilograms, while the average male human weighs 81 kilograms. So lions are approximately twice as heavy as humans, but this is to the humans advantage, because as I said in one of my earlier arguments, a human would be able to use the lions weight and momentum against it. And also, a healthy male human could most certainly handle 190 kilograms on top of him. In fact, the strongest of human beings can lift as much as 214 kilograms over their heads, and 523 kilograms to their waste. So the strongest of humans could easily toy with the weight of a lion.
False argument #11: A lion would just jump at your throat!
Debunking the argument: If a lion were to jump at you, you could easily use it's momentum against it.
Conclusion: Lions lack technique, they're simply wild in their fighting. Humans have a technique. For this reason, any human being should easily be able to dodge a lion's lunges, throw several punches to its nose which would most certainly put it through pain, jump on it's back and put it in a suffocating headlock. The only reason to why humans tend to not defend themselves when attacked by lions is because they're usually overwhelmed by fear and panic. The key is to not panic, and realize that you are far more intelligent than this animal, and should easily be able to defeat it for the reasons listed above. I am not encouraging you to fight a lion. In fact, do your best to avoid fights with these animals. Only fight one if you have to.
DON'T ASK ME STUPID CRAP: Don't ask me to prove my point by fighting a lion, because I wont do that. I don't fight lions for fun. I'd only fight one if I had to. Same thing should apply for everyone else.
